In all seriousness, PenisPillow is committed to offering quality products at reasonable prices. We have been on the web since the beginning of 2000, and have sold thousands of our pillows all over the world. We have received media attention from numerous radio stations across the US, and write up’s from Maxim magazine, Philadelphia City Paper, and many other publications.

We atPenisPillow want you to feel comfortable in your dealings with us. We ship the orders we receive within a day or two, and we keep your private information just that, private. We use a secure order system so can feel safe using your credit card. Of course, if you prefer, you may print out our order form and send in a check or money order.

These pillows are our pride and joy. Our designs unique and patented. We use high quality fabrics, high density foam and we hand make them here in the US. They are not mass produced in a sweat shop that Kathy Lee would be trying to run out of business.

Thank you for visiting our site. Feel free to send a comment or suggestion. If you are happy with your purchase, tell a friend. If you’re not, tell ME!!!